The penitent explained to the confessor how greatly she was grieved by an accusing conscience....
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The penitent explained to the confessor how greatly she was grieved by an accusing conscience. She bewailed the fact that she was sadly given over to personal vanity. She added that on this very morning she had gazed into her mirror and had yielded to the temptation of thinking herself beautiful.
“Is that all?” the priest demanded. “Then” the confessor bade her, “go in peace, for to be mistaken is not to sin.”
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly.”
– David Hackworth
