“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
* Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin); Sam Altman was actually typing out all the ChatGPT responses himself and the board just found out.
* Youngmi Mayer (@ymmayer): In my head I like to think the reason Irish people are always on the right side of history is that they were the first victims of the genocidal British empire and ever since they just chose whatever side the Brits weren’t on and by default that’s always the right side of history.
* Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe): At the very dangerous laundry point where I can’t tell my wife’s clothes from my daughter’s and every question risks insulting both of them.
* Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais): Hope you’re having the day you deserve.
Points
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Laugh lines
A pastor of a church is sitting in his study when the phone rings“Hello, is this Reverend Jones?” the caller asks.
“It is.” replies the pastor.
“This is Bill Johnson with the Internal Revenue Service. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions?”
“I’ll try,” says the pastor.
“Do you know a John Timmons?”“I do.”“Is he a member of your congregation?”“He is.”
“Did he donate $10,000 to the church?”
“He will.”
