Meghan Markle products are 'just jam', say British Royal experts
Meghan Markle's products get under intense scrutiny from the Royal Family
Meghan Markle’s ‘As Ever’ products are judged over their quality and standard.
The Duchess of Sussex, who has launched limited edition gift packs ahead of Christmas, has been tested by Royal expert in the UK.
Speaking about the packaging of the products, Royal expert Emily Ferguson notes: “ We were as dazzled as I was by the sleek packaging. Each product comes in an off-white As Ever box embossed with soft gold font and gilded edges. If nothing else, they made wonderful keepsakes.”
“The honey was sweet in a way that tasted oddly manufactured, nothing like the mellow flavour of the organically grown jars I usually buy,” said lifestyle reporter Alicia. “I went in hoping for rustic luxury but instead I got run-of-the-mill in a posh packet.” Oh dear.
“It was clear that a consensus had formed among us. “Meghan Markle may have aced the packaging of her products, but the goods themselves are nothing to write home about,” said Jasmine Carey, our royal reporter. “They are as good as other, much cheaper products I would pick up off the shelf in my local supermarket.
"As for the hot toddy, it was lacking a distinctive taste. If I had plenty of money to spend on overpriced goods, I’d choose them for their looks and the wow factor for gifting. But they don’t have a desirable USP. Sorry Meghan.”
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