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Food riddles

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By US Desk
Fri, 09, 21

Sometimes I’m in an onion, sometimes I’m in a lamp. I’m usually very bright. What am I?

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Food riddles

1. Sometimes I’m in an onion, sometimes I’m in a lamp. I’m usually very bright. What am I?

2. You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?

3. A seed with three letters in my name. Take away two and I still sound the same. What am I?

4I have eyes but I can’t see. I live in the dark until you need me. What am I?

5. I am a fruit that is always sad. What am I?

6. What has an ear but can’t hear?

Answers

1. Bulb

2. Watermelon

3. Pea

4. Potato

5. Blueberry

6. Corn

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