COMIC RELIEF
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.
‘I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life,’ he told the audience. ‘She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice.’
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, ‘Sorry, but it’s really hard to read my mother’s handwriting.’
What do you call a dog that won’t come when you call it, refuses to sleep in its bed, and seldom wants to play?
A cat.
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two 5-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
“My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Adam,” replied the second.
“My daddy is a doctor. What does YOUR daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a lawyer.”
“Honest?” asked Joshua.
“No, just the regular kind,” replied Adam