COMIC RELIEF
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers’ names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to started to talk about what they were going to have on their tomb stones. Thomas said the he wasn’t going to have his name put on his tomb stone, instead he was going have “Here lies the body of an honest lawyer!!!” “Why are you going to have that?”
asked his friend.
“Well”, said Thomas, “When people are walking through the cemetery, and they see...Here lies the body of an honest lawyer. They will say “Oh...That’s Strange”.
Resolved Settlement
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