Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there’s no point.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!