COMIC RELIEF

Some people have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

Artery: The study of paintings

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria

Barium: What doctors do when patients die

Benign: What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean section: A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan: Searching for kitty

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Coma: A punctuation mark

Dilate: To live long

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker than someone else

Fibula: A small lie

Impotent: Distinguished, well known

Labor pain: Getting hurt at work

Morbid: A higher offer

Nitrates: Rates of pay for working at night

Node: I knew it

Outpatient: A person who has fainted

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis

Secretion: Hiding something

Seizure: Roman Emperor

Tablet: A small table

Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport

Tumor: One plus one more

Urine: Opposite of you’re out

STAY SAFE and keep your sense of humor.

• English is the only language where you drive in parkways and park in driveways.
• It’s also the only language where you recite in a play and play in a recital.
• Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
• The word “queue” is just a “Q” followed by four silent letters.
• Jail and prison are synonyms. But jailer and prisoner are antonyms.
• When you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment. But when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo.