Smart boy

COMIC RELIEF

During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn.

Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” Her student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box.”

Nerdy cell pickup lines

These were some of my biology notes from freshman year. I actually remembered the functions from these jokes

• Are you a golgi apparatus? Because I need help processing my feelings for you.
• Are we proteins in a golgi apparatus? Because we’re being shipped.
• I hope you aren’t a centrosome because I don’t want us to divide.
• Are you a flagella? Because you move me entirely.
• Are you chloroplast? Because you’re attracting my energy.
• Are you a cell membrane? Because youu should let me in...to your heart.
• (Not recommended as a pick up line) are you a phospholipid bilayer? Because you have two layers of fat.

Go to college, son

Me: You have to go to college

Son: But why though?

Me: To be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?

Son: Yeah

Me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year.