Finish the start

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

World Origami Championship

With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship…

It’s on Paperview!

FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

• ‘Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.’
• ‘Born Free. . . taxed to death’
• ‘As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools’
• ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’
• ‘Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.’
• ‘I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!’
• ‘I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!’
• ‘According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.’
• ‘Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.’
• ‘Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.’
• ‘Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.’
• ‘Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.’
• ‘Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?’