Man: Please arrest me!
Policeman: Why what’s wrong?
Man: I emptied two rounds on my wife!
Policeman: You murdered your wife?
Man: No, I missed every bullet! You have to lock me up, so she can’t get to me!
It was a fragrant violation of the law.
He wanted to steal the spotlight.
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here, please.”
In prison
He was searching for money so I woke up and searched with him
It was a stainless steal.
He was really good at taking notes
In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarian wolves. It is called “Kale of the Wild”.