A doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard.
Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land.
Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks moved aside.
The dentist yelled, “It’s a miracle!”
“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!”
Tennis jokes
Q: Why don’t fish play tennis?
A: Because they’re afraid of the net.
Q: At what sport are waiters good at?
A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers.
Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: See you round.
Q: Where did the tennis players go on their date?
A: The tennis ball.
Q: Why do they serve strawberries at Wimbledon?
A: Because they’re delicious!
Testing a fishy theory
Two sailors are talking:
Sailor A: “I hear fish is good brain food.”
Sailor B: “Yeah, I eat it all the time.”
Sailor A: “Well, there goes another theory!”