Pun fun

• My parents always brought me up to believe the sky’s the limit.

Which was a shame because I wanted to be an astronaut.

• The local band stand was struck by lightning yesterday while the band was playing.

Only the conductor was hit.

• Two blood cells met and fell in love.

Alas it was all in vein.

• The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
• I don’t think I need a spine.

It’s holding me back.

• Breeders of lab science animals are part of the rat race.
• Geology rocks!
• I’ve been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
• If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
• The cost of the space program is astronomical.
• I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements...

Periodically.

• What does a biologist wear when they’re going out?

Designer genes.

• What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?

Sorry, that was my fault.

• Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
• Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?

He was released without charge.

The funny side

“I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I’m not sure everyone saw the funny side.”

The speed of light

My brain travels at the speed of light...

One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.