Knock knock jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions....

By US Desk
July 12, 2019

COMIC RELIEF

What’s the definition of an optimist?

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A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two - the inside and the outside.

Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”

“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”


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