COMIC RELIEF
Mr.Carter (dexteristwisted): I’m a multitasker...I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.
Lee Goff (LeeGoffIII): Sometimes I think ironing boards are really surf boards that never realized their dream and that's sad.
Meghan (deloisivete): My kids and their friends are downstairs chanting “6-7 6-7 6-7” and now I'm scared to interrupt some Gen Alpha ritual.
sixfootcandy (sixfootcandy): The real secret to a lasting marriage? Never be in a bad mood on the same day. Rotate your emotional meltdowns like responsible adults.
EmoG (gmanwashere927): If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
Granite Man (GraniteDhuine): If loving cheese is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Functionally Feral (FeralFerrell): Sure you could go to sleep…or you could stay up sending snapchats of yourself as a potato. You make your choices, I’ll make mine.
Natalie Would (_NatalieWould): If you think Twitter is bad wait till you hear about real life.
A businessman arrives at a hotel and asks the bellhop, “What's the biggest tip you’ve ever gotten, son?”
“$10, sir,” the bellhop answers.
The man gives the bellhop $20 and says, “Next time you get asked that, you tell them it was $20 and that I gave it to you.”
“Thanks!” the bellhop says.
“Who gave you the $10?” the man asks.
“You did last month,” the bellhop replies.
POINTS TO PONDER
“Never underestimate thepower of stupid people in large groups.” – George Carlin