* Rob (RobNoLastName): I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.
* Jesse Case (jessecase): All my bored doodles look like something a child psychologist shows the parents.
* yeah ok (poutinesmoothie): *crying in the shower*
The bottle says no tears!! LIARS!!
* SD (StupiDucker): Walking that line between “the internet is great” and “the internet is a mistake” daily.
* Bob Golen (BobGolen): I’m going to start reading books again as soon as I finish the internet.
* Chris (citehchris): Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
* Turgid Verse (gullyvuhr): Do you all ever think if you had just forwarded that email to 13 people that all of this could’ve been avoided?
A librarian is woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call. “What time does the library open?”
the man on the phone asked.
Annoyed, the librarian composed himself before
he answered. “9 am,” he said, “ And what’s the
idea of calling me at home in the middle of the
night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until 9 am?” the man asked in a
disappointed voice.
The librarian began to get angry. “No, not until 9 am! You can’t get in before then so you’ll just have to wait!”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly.
“I want to get out.”
“You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter