COMIC RELIEF
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a tree with a snarling lion facing her. The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”
A Blonde went for a pizza.
The chef asked, “Would you like it cut into four slices or eight?”
Blonde replied, “Four please. There is no way I could possibly eat eight slices.”
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “The food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: “Honey, you pray before every meal when eating at home.”
Husband: “That’s at home, sweetheart. Here, the chef knows how to cook.”