COMIC RELIEF
Husband: “Honey, the neighbour is washing the car with his son again!”
Wife: “Poor kid! Go over there and tell him to use a sponge instead.”
Two old friends are sitting on a bench in the park, talking.
Says one, “I hear up in Seattle it rains cats and dogs!”
“Oh!” replies the other, “That doesn’t sound so bad. I hear in New York City it’s hailing taxis!”
Where is the English Channel?
I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up!
What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore!
What city cheats at exams?
Peking!
What is the capital of Washington?
The W!
What is the fastest country in the world?
Rush-a!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Student: I didn’t even know it was sick!
Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania!
What are the Great Plains?
The 747, Concorde and F-16!