COMIC RELIEF
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asks the concierge in his hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.
30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he’s sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, “What did you put on this pizza?!”
The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It’s pepper only.”
What causes some boats to become party boats?
Pier pressure.
Why did the students go on the boat?
To get their scholar-ship!
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Have you heard about the Bluetooth iceberg?
Any ship that goes near it will sync.
How do you make luxury yacht charters look younger?
Boat-Tox.
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
Usain Boat.
A dentist opened an office on a boat. What was the boat’s name?
The Tooth Ferry
How did the wedding on the boat go?
They had a ferry-tale ending!
Which type of vegetable is banned on ships?
Leeks!